Dog Quotes
Cute and very funny dog quotes which will beat any Cat quotes...
"Breed not a savage dog, nor permit a loose stairway." - Talmud
"In my day, we didn't have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip." - Jennifer Hart, Arlington
They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. ~Jerome K. Jerome
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. ~Sue Murphy
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Christopher Morley
"I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me."
Jimi Celeste
If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Abraham Lincoln
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs."
Martha Scott
"When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later."
Erma Bombeck
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce
"Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this - one dog does not change a bone with another." - Adam Smith
"Breed not a savage dog, nor permit a loose stairway." - Talmud
"In my day, we didn't have dogs or cats. All I had was Silver Beauty, my beloved paper clip." - Jennifer Hart, Arlington
They never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation. ~Jerome K. Jerome
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives. ~Sue Murphy
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. ~Roger Caras
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Christopher Morley
"I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. A good combination. Sure, she might bite off my leg, but she'll bring it back to me."
Jimi Celeste
If you call a tail a leg, how many legs has a dog? Five? No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg.
Abraham Lincoln
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
Abraham Lincoln
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs."
Martha Scott
"When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later."
Erma Bombeck
The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's. ~Mark Twain, letter to W.D. Howells, 2 April 1899
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~Ambrose Bierce
"Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this - one dog does not change a bone with another." - Adam Smith
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