Women Quotes

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
~Oscar Wilde


When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
~Elayne Boosler


The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.
~Elizabeth Metcalf


It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.
~Oscar Wilde


Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
~Author Unknown


Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weaknesses.
~Madame Marie du Deffand


Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.
~Nicole Hollander


Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
~Oscar Wilde


The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen


The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
~Marcelene Cox


Women are always beautiful.
~Ville Valo


Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely
~Unknown Author

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.
~Arnold Haultain


God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.
~Unknown Author


Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. ~Laurence J. Peter


A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
~Carrie Snow


Women are necessary evils.
~Proverb


Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
~Bill Maher


A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.
~Woodrow Wyatt


Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
~Author Unknown


You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
~Author Unknown


Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
~Marcel Achard


How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
~Oscar Wilde


If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
~Dave Barry