Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Some marriage Quotes and sayings here for all those who are getting married and all those who are suffering in the marriage :-)


Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. ~Arthur Baer


I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. ~Lewis Grizzard


There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage. ~Martin Luther


Alimony - The ransom that the happy pay to the devil. ~H.L. Mencken, "Sententiae," A Book of Burlesques, 1920


All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
Raymond Hull


Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Isadora Duncan

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken


If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. ~Author Unknown


Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor